“Oh, she’s pretty much your average 2- year-old,” I casually responded. “She poops her pants and has tantrums approximately every four minutes and is obsessed with her baby dolls.  We refer to her as the Stroller Nazi because she absolutely refuses to share her toy stroller during playdates. You know how it is.”

The whole story of my search for my daughter’s preschool is over at Kveller.com.